February 2012
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Facts about Tom Hanks:
God goes to him for advice
George R.R. Martin won’t kill off his favorite character
Leonardo DiCaprio would give him his Oscar if he won one.
Batman calls him “dad”
His life is like a factory of chocolate.
He could defeat Voldemort faster than Harry Potter but he didn’t want to take all the credit.
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I feel as if I’m always on the verge of waking up.
– Fernando Pessoa (via atp-)
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pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
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nobodystark:
Plot twist: Leo kills everyone and takes all of the awards.
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Pretty sure Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind moved up into my top three favorite movies of all time recently.
Right along with Almost Famous and Dead Poet’s Society of course.
But ESOTSM just fascinates me every time I watch it.
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Anonymous asked: why do you think ezra is A?
prettylittleliars-bitches:
here and here and here and here and here
lol it’s more than before :P new theories lol
At this point I will be SEVERELY disappointed if he isn’t A. Man I need to catch up on the episodes.
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whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
or for life.
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clexkate:
lol april is going to be the worst month for people who don’t watch game of thrones.
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Games of Thrones - Season 2
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
Experience life in all possible ways —
good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light,...
– Osho (via likethesun)
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